I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
if u unfollow me i’ll probs just nod and agree
tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
a gifset of “Girls/Girls/Boys” by Panic! at the Disco; requested by the-problematic-sapiosexual
i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”