My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
"Isn’t she supposed to be some kind of genius?"
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!
wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her
everyone likes fall out boy
even if you dont like fall out boy you kind of like fall out boy
How long does your ideal hug last
that’s really impractical
u said ideal, not realistic
you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
the future King of England
[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]