he looks like real life sid from toy story
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
Nogitsune + text posts
u know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
the fuck are you up to saporta?
in the last couple weeks you’ve been with panic! fob and now ryan ross
what is your fucking damage?
just cuz you don’t wear so much neon now doesn’t mean i trust you
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
“That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.”
Uni is already fucking stressful and i’m not even there yet.